Occupation: History Student at Teesside University, Part time lackey at Woolworth's

Hobbies: Talking about cars, thinking about cars, dreaming about cars, considering practical applications of cars, comparing cars, (Need I go on?)

Nickname: Alex got this nickname by the simple fact that it is completely true. After chasing after a lass for over three months, he finally got up the courage to get a friend (Phil "Works too much" Kirby) to ask her out for him. She finally agreed, and on their first date together, they went to a party hosted by Andrew "Spawn of satan" Hill. After ignoring her for half the night, he finally went over and actually spoke to her at one point. He took her home at about eleven at night, and told us that he was not coming back to the party. At two in the morning he returned with a tale to tell. Apparently, he parked his FIAT Panda outside her house, and instead of getting out, she climbed on top of him. After kissing and whatnot for a while, she finally asked if Alex would have sex with her. Alex replied to this with "I'm sorry but my seats don't recline" He then kicked her out of the car and drove off. It is obvious to everybody who knows Alex, that he thought more of his car than he did of the lass that he had fancied for months.

Personality: Alex is a born whinger. If there is anything that he can possibly whinge about then he will. He is also a complete hypocrit, and this is probably one of his better features. He calls me and several other people lazy bastards, even though he refuses to go to the gym with us, and thinks that selling CD's at Woolworths is hard work.

Worst Feature: No matter what topic people are discussing, Alex will change it to a talk about cars withi about twenty secods of starting to speak. Here is a brief example. Myself: "I hear that Saddam Hussain has declared war on America, and has launched several nuclear weapons at New York." Alex: "Really, well my car has an oil leak." This is generally how most conversations go on when Alex is around.

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