Occupation: Farming, working for a pittance in some training scheme, corrupting the innocent.

Hobbies: Playing pool, talking about cars, (See Alex "Rather fuck a car than a girl" Wood), Tormenting the souls of the damned.

Nickname: Andrew came by the rather colourful moniker by which he is now known due to several reasons. Firstly he has red eyes in EVERY photo he is in, even when nobody else in the photo does. Secondly, he used to have an EVIL!! goatee. Thirdly, he performs strange illegal acts with sheep and chickens. Fourthly, he owns a pitchfork carved from an old oak tree. Fifthly, he tries to corrupt young women. I would go into more detail, but I fear that my soul would be condemned to eternal agony if I did.

Personality: As slimy as an estate agent, (He actually applied for a job as one at one point), and as dodgy as George Michael, (Right down to the EVIL!! goatee), although in a slightly different fashion. Andrew can either be really easy to get along with, or the most hated man in the world depending on how long you spend with him. (Extensive testing shows this time to be three minutes, forty seven seconds exactly.) On the whole, Andrew is a nice guy, but very very wierd at times. Andrew is also victimised by Greek cafe owners. Click here for the full story.

Worst Feature: Likes to talk about cars almost as much as Alex Wood. Excessivly macho, and as infuriating as they come.

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